In theory, I’ve always wanted to see my wife screwing another man, in practice it’s painful as hell, even while I’m doing his wife. We’re new to the swing scene.

My twin brother are 22, we both have our own social lives and relationships…. but have been having sex on and off at least once a week since we were 16. We always say we’ll never do it again, but sure enough every week…

One of the reasons my girlfriend and I are having a destination wedding is because I dont have any friends to be groomsmen. It is just rather easier (and much less embarassing) to have a small wedding in the Virgin Islands and use that as an excuse for no groomsmen/bridesmaids.

I change my bed linens about once a year because I’m too fucking lazy (and they really don’t feel that dirty)

I avoid meaningful relationships because I am afraid of rejection

My mother died of lung cancer and I still blame her for it.

Every time I see a ginger, I think about their pubes.

i lost 1.1 million dollars of my parent’s money within 6 months. that was the reason why I stopped studying college. my friends thought i had to leave suddenly because I wanted to do something else.

I like fapping/oral/hands more than actual sex with my bf because his penis is too small! I feel like I’m missing out sometimes but I love him a lot and wouldn’t want to break up for something like that. Sigh

I’m a 27 year old heterosexual guy and I don’t enjoy sex. I love women, enjoy pornography and masturbation and love the intimacy of a loving relationship, including kissing and petting / foreplay. Just sex does not do anything for me.