I have no idea what I’m doing at my job.

Good thing it’s just temporary; by the time someone figures it out, I’ll already be gone.

I saw a white old man con/seduce his way into my mom’s pants while on a holiday with her. He made her do some crazy shit and he was really determined that I see him in all his glory with my mom. This screwed up my head real bad and till today, I hate white men…especially Brits.

I tell most people that I don’t want to get married or have children. I spent a long time thinking this was because I only ever saw marriages fall apart. Now that I’ve thought about it I think I tell this to everyone to convince myself I don’t want to get married so that I won’t be quite as heart broken and disappointed when my relationships end. I’m also convinced that if I have a kid I’ll end up being a single parent because no-one is going to want to stay with me for 16+ years.